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	<title>Ross Thoughts</title>
	<link>http://rosswillis.com</link>
	<description>You don&#039;t stop laughing because you grow old.  You  grow old because you stop laughing!</description>
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		<title>A Man and his Ostrich</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a restaurant with a full grown ostrich behind him.  The waitress asks him for their orders.
The man says, &#8220;A hamburger, fries and a coke,&#8221; and turns to the ostrich, &#8220;And what&#8217;s yours?&#8221;
&#8220;I&#8217;ll have the same,&#8221; says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with their orders. &#8220;That&#8217;ll be $9.40 [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rosswillis.com/a-man-and-his-ostrich/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Been A Tough Year</title>
		<description><![CDATA[    It&#8217;s been a tough year, but so far I&#8217;m making it.
    But not everyone is as lucky as I am.
    The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
    I ordered a burger at McDonald’s, and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rosswillis.com/its-been-a-tough-year/</link>
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		<title>A Baptist minister, a Priest, and a Televangelist Walk Into a Bar</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Baptist minister, a Roman Catholic priest, and a televangelist are in a bar discussing how much of the offering they should keep.
The minister says, “I draw a line in the sand, and then throw the money into the air. The money that lands on my side of the line I keep, and the rest [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rosswillis.com/a-baptist-minister-a-priest-and-a-televangelist-walk-into-a-bar/</link>
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		<title>The Old Man Scam</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven&#8217;t heard about it.
A &#8216;heads up&#8217; for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe&#8217;s, Home Depot, Costco, or [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rosswillis.com/the-old-man-scam/</link>
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		<title>Frank Feldman &#8211; The Perfect Man</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, &#8220;Perfect timing. You&#8217;re just like Frank.&#8221;
Passenger: &#8220;Who?&#8221;
Cabbie: &#8220;Frank Feldman. He&#8217;s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when he needed a cab, things happen like that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rosswillis.com/frank-feldman-the-perfect-man/</link>
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		<title>The Worlds Greatest Joke</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In 2001 Richard Wiseman and The British Association for the Advancement of Science undertook the task of discovering the world’s funniest joke. For your enjoyment, here is the winning joke:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. 
The other guy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rosswillis.com/the-worlds-greatest-joke/</link>
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		<title>California Mindset vs. Arizona Mindset</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The Governor is jogging with his/her dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.
California :
#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie &#8216;Bambi&#8217; and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.
#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rosswillis.com/california-mindset-vs-arizona-mindset/</link>
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		<title>Having Some Fun In Town</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.  We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said. &#8220;Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?&#8221;
He [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rosswillis.com/having-some-fun-in-town/</link>
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		<title>The Swagger Wagon</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Watch as the Sienna Family drops their hot new single, Swagger Wagon. This goes out to all you minivan families out there who get a Sienna SE for space but fill it with your family&#8217;s swagger.
That&#8217;s right, it&#8217;s a commercial, but a very funny one.



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		<link>http://rosswillis.com/the-swagger-wagon/</link>
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		<title>How to Save Money</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A friend came into my office the other day, huffing and puffing.
I asked him “Why are you so out of breath?”
He replied “I ran all the way over here behind a bus and saved $1.50”
I said “You jerk! You could have run over here behind a taxi and saved $15.00!” 
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		<link>http://rosswillis.com/how-to-save-money/</link>
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