You Know You’re Old When…
You Know You’re Old When….
Your sweetie says, Let’s go upstairs and make love, and you answer,
Pick one; I can’t do both!
You Know You’re Old When…
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
And you’re barefoot.
You Know You’re Old When…
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
You Know You’re Old When…
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You Know You’re Old When…
You don’t care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don’t have to go along.
You Know You’re Old When…
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police
You Know You’re Old When…
Getting a little action’ means
you don’t need to take any fiber today.
You Know You’re Old When…
Getting lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot.
You Know You’re Old When…
An all nighter means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND THE BEST FOR LAST….
You Know You’re Old When….
You are not sure these are jokes
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